Tuesday, September 25, 2012


Hey everyone! Bienvenidos and welcome to my new space on the internet.

The internet! That final frontier, more vast and uncharted than any portion of the cosmos ever explored by Kirk or Picard.

The internet! That well of knowledge and emotion deeper than the passionate embrace of a foreign lover.

THE INTERNET! I'm all up in that net and it feels so, so good!
No seriously guys, it's pretty ****ing amazing. Check out this sweet, demonstrative image:

Check that business out. It's business time.
Now peep this:

Waiting for host... Connecting to host... bee-oo-ee-KHHHHH-eeaw-eeaw... handshake accepted.

OMG guys, just look at all that internet! Soak it up. Bask in it. SO good.


...what was I talking about?

Ah yes...yes, yes, yes. My new space on the internet. I have one.

"Why?" you might ask.

I hate you for asking that. But I'm also compelled to give you a detailed, in-depth explanation of my motives. Let me weave you a tapestry. Let me enrich your knowledge uranium.

I have to. For class.

Class - you should try it sometime. 

I mean, also because I want to. But mostly for class. And although class may not be a factor in your life, it sure as hell is a big part of mine. So I'm not apologizing for subjecting people to this. But sorry.